Penny: Bolt, zoom zoom.
Penny: I knew you'd come back.
Miley Stewart: I can't believe it. I'm going out with a ninth grader! Wooo!
Robby Ray Stewart: Well, don't believe it, because I'm not letting you go. Wooo!
Miley Stewart: Well isn't that interesting. You have your opinions, and he has his. You've gotta love a guy who isn't afraid to say how he feels!
Josh: I'm a little afraid to say anything right now.
Miley Stewart: No, you're not. If everybody says that they like hamburgers, then he's not afraid to say that he likes hot dogs! Riight?
Josh: O-kay. [looks confused.]
Miley Stewart: And some people like skiing and he's not afraid to say that he likes snowboarding! [looks at Josh.]
Josh: Yeah! [picks up magazine with Hannah Montana on the cover.] Some people like Hannah Montana, and I'm not afraid to say she stinks!
Miley Stewart: Abso— What?!
Robby Ray Stewart: Son of a gun! That boy's got three feet!
Hannah Montana: In my defense, I totally saw those shoes first.
Travis Brody: You and Miley pretty close?
Hannah Montana: You have no idea.
Travis Brody: This is usually about the time someone would say thank you.
Hannah Montana: I was getting there.
Hannah Montana: She likes you, you like her, why do you have to make it so complicated?
Hannah Montana: The last time I was on this stage I was 6, I was... Miley. And I still am.
Tyra Banks: Do you know who I am?
Hannah Montana: I know you know who I am.
Armon: This right here is your brand new Volkswagen EOS.
Molly: Come on. Can't I ride my own bike to school?
Armon: Girls your age would jump up and down at the chance to drive this thing.
Molly: Well I'm not like most girls.
Armon: Brooke Stonebridge is.
Molly: Who's Brooke Stonebridge?
Armon: It's your new identity.
Molly: Are you serious? That's not a name, it's a gated community.
Armon: I really don't care.
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