Quotes from Miles Teller movies and TV shows

Jeff Chang: Hey, why is there a teddy bear glued to my penis?
Miller: No idea, no idea how that could have happened.

Miller: I'll bet you five bucks that I fuck your sister before you fuck my sister.
Casey: I bet you five bucks that I fuck my sister before you fuck my sister.
Miller: I'll give you five bucks if you fuck your sister.
Taxi Driver: OK, can we cool it with the sister fucking?

Miller: Yeah, she's cute, but she's not my type.
Casey: What is your type?
Miller: Girls who want to have sex with me.

Miller: Oh, my God! Did we just kill Jeff Chang again?

Sue Storm: You want to be famous?
Reed Richards: I just want my work to make a difference.

Sue Storm: We can't beat him. He's stronger than any of us.
Reed Richards: Yeah, he is. But he's not stronger than all of us.

Victor Domashev: You've opened a door you don't know how to close. You don't know anything about what's coming.
Reed Richards: What is coming?
Victor Domashev: Doom.

Reed Richards: Victor, don't do this.
Victor Domashev: There is no Victor... there is only Doom.

Reed Richards: Does it hurt?
Ben Grimm: I'm used to it.
Reed Richards: I'm sorry.
Ben Grimm: That's what you said when you left.
Reed Richards: I'm going to fix this.
Ben Grimm: You can't fix this. Nobody can.
Reed Richards: I promise you. I'm going to fix this.
Ben Grimm: I stopped believing in your bullshit a long time ago.
Reed Richards: You were my best friend.
Ben Grimm: Look at me. I'm not your friend. You turned me into something else.

Will Davis: Charlie got a job today.
Jillian Stewart: McDonald's or Taco Bell?
Charlie: Middle school chemistry teacher.
Jillian Stewart: I weep for our future.

Will Davis: I just need something to keep the lights on until I find my dream job.
Charlie: I don't think you can monetize masturbation.

Tris: What are you doing here?
Four: You die, I die.
Peter: Oh. Okay, guys, come on. Let's go, seriously. We can do that later.

Peter: Wait, you're not gonna shoot me?
Tris: Once a stiff, always a stiff.

Sutter: The best thing about now, is that there's another one tomorrow.

Aimee: I'm sorry, I don't know how to dance like Cassidy.
Sutter: Hey. You dance like Aimee and that's perfect.

Sutter: I almost just killed you and you wanna know if I'm okay?
Aimee: Yeah, I wanna make sure that you're okay.
Sutter: What the fuck is wrong with you? Do you not see that I'm bad for you?

Sutter: Once you've actually talked to her, you see who she is.

Sutter: P.S. - I don't know if this was due a long time ago. Probably was. That's fine. It may be too late for this essay. But it's not too late for me.

Dan: If I was your father, this is where I might give you a lecture or something, you know, about what you're doing to yourself.
Sutter: You know what Dan, if you were my Dad, you wouldn't have to.

Cassidy: But you can't go around having fun all the time. You have to be serious.
Sutter: I am serious. I'm one hundred percent serious.
Cassidy: About what?
Sutter: About... not being serious.