Quotes from Mark Addy movies and TV shows

Fred Flintstone: Hey, was that an insult?
Gazoo: Well, if the shoe fits.
Barney Rubble: What's a shoe?
Gazoo: Than I guess it was an insult.

Fred Flintstone: Your eyes are like two big blue eyes.

Dave: We want to know about dancing that's all.
Gerald Arthur Cooper: Dancers have coordination, skill, timing, fitness, and grace. Take a long, hard look in the mirror.

Gaz: I need an audience.
Dave: You need a doctor.

Dave: The less I eat, the fatter I get.
Lomper: So stuff yourself and get thin.

Gerald Arthur Cooper: Fat, David, is a feminist issue.
Dave: Well, what's that supposed to mean, when it's at home?
Gerald Arthur Cooper: I don't bloody know, do I? But it is.

Dave: Anti-wrinkle cream there may be, but anti-fat-bastard cream there is not.

Thomas Garrett: Oh, women. Can't live with 'em. Can't live with 'em.

Thomas Garrett: Oh, women. Can't live with 'em. Can't live with 'em.