Quotes from Marisa Tomei movies and TV shows

John: What are you doing here in the forest with Shrek.
Molly: I was gonna pee in the bushes, and you took my spot.

Lexi: Mother, when you realise that not all people of color were put here to serve you?
Chantal: Lexi, darling, how can say that? I've served food to the homeless. Good food. Food I'd eat myself if I still ate carbs.

Faith Corvatch: I was born to kiss you.

Faith Corvatch: He was eccentric, and not in a good way.
Kate Corvatch: You mean like in your way?

Faith Corvatch: Sweet of her, wasn't it?
Kate Corvatch: If I had a dress like that, I'd give it away too.

Peter: You said whatever it was that you'd understand.
Faith Corvatch: That's before I knew what it was.

Holly Carpenter: Hey! I'm driving you home.
Keith Michaels: Wow. This is a full service restaurant.
Holly Carpenter: Well, you had two glasses and you had two at the bar. And if you die I don't get to take your course and it's gonna screw up my whole schedule.
Keith Michaels: What about my car?
Holly Carpenter: It's a Hyundai. It'll be there in the morning.

Liz: Wow, there's the cynical bitch we know and love.

Street Vendor: Are you going to buy anything or not?
Liz: Shush, shush, I'm concentrating.
Street Vendor: Ok.

Liz: So I call him up to say good night and guess who answers the phone 1AM paris time? Penelope Pope.
Jane: Who's Penelope Pope?
Liz: I don't know, but that's what she said when I asked "Who the fuck is this?"

Liz: Why feed me all that romantic bullshit if he's just gonna cheat on me?
Jane: Two words: Coppulatory Imperative.
Liz: Excuse me?
Jane: The biological urge to spread their seed. The truth is only 15% of all male animals are monogomous. The rest are.
Liz: Plucking Penelope Pope.

Adam: I follow you home.
Caroline: You follow me home?
Adam: I wasn't finished.
Caroline: Finish.
Adam: I follow you home to make sure you're... safe.
Caroline: Well I never see you.
Adam: I stay pretty far behind. I'm sorry.
Caroline: Well, I mean, don't be sorry... I just.
Adam: I wasn't finished.
Caroline: Finish.
Adam: I am sorry I was late that night.

Caroline: He was like an angel, you know? I never knew life could be like that. He was the one thing I followed through in my life, the one thing I didn't give up on. I was good at loving him.

Caroline: Adam your heart is diseased! You need a new one.
Adam: But this is my heart! I'm afraid that if they take it away I won't be able to love you the same.

Caroline: It's your birthday and you got me a present?

Adam: I love hockey.
Caroline: You didn't even know what a power-play was.
Adam: I know. But next time you can tell me.

Caroline: I never hear you speak and when you do you apologize for saving me?

Caroline: What did the doctor say?
Adam: That I'm not allowed to stick knives in my stomach.

Caroline: What's your dog's name?
Adam: I don't know. He never told me.

Caroline: My life is like watching The Three Stooges in Spanish.