Quotes from Kristen Stewart movies and TV shows - page 2 of 4

Melinda Sordino: It's impossible to listen to Ms. Kane. Her voice sounds like an engine that won't turn over. Plus she laughs at her own jokes.

Melinda Sordino: I should probably tell someone. Just... anyone. Get it over with. Blurt it out.

Melinda Sordino: I hate winter. I've lived in the midwest my whole life and I hate winter. It starts too early and it ends too late. Why doesn't everyone just move to Florida?

Melinda Sordino: Here's what I learned in Bio. If the seed is planted too deep, it doesn't warm up in time. Once the plant surfaces, it sprouts leaves so it can absorb more sun. If someone picks the flower, the plant grows another bloom to produce more seeds.

Melinda Sordino: It happened. There's no avoiding it. No forgetting.

Melinda Sordino: It's time for a mental health day. So conjugate this: I cut class. You cut class. He/she/it cuts class.

Diana: Will they kill me, do you think?

Diana: Do you have access to wire cutters?
Darren: Why do you want wire cutters, Diana?
Diana: To cut wire.

Diana: I'm a magnet for madness. Other people's madness.

William: Mummy, what's happened?
Diana: It's Christmas. Everything waits until after Christmas.

William: Mummy, why do we have to open our presents on Christmas Eve? Why not Christmas Day like everybody else?
Diana: You know at school, you do tenses?
William: Yeah.
Diana: There's the past, the present, future.
William: Right.
Diana: Well here, there is only one tense. There is no future. The past and the present are the same thing.
William: Daddy told Harry it's because Father Christmas does queens and kings the day before everybody else so that we get the best presents.

Diana: Why don't they just turn up the heating instead of burying everyone in blankets? It's every year I say it.

Diana: Three days. That's it.

Diana: Now leave me. I wish to masturbate. You can tell everyone I said that.

Isabella Swan: Everyone's staring.
Edward Cullen: No, not that guy. Oh wait, he looked.

Isabella Swan: Graduation caps?
Edward Cullen: Private joke. We matriculate a lot.

Edward Cullen: I don't have the strength to stay away from you anymore.
Isabella Swan: Then don't.

Isabella Swan: How did you get in here?
Edward Cullen: The window.
Isabella Swan: Do you do that a lot?
Edward Cullen: Just the past couple of months.

Isabella Swan: Are you going to tell me how you stopped the van?
Edward Cullen: Yeah. Um... I had an adrenaline rush. It's very common. You can Google it.

Isabella Swan: I can't bring myself to regret the decisions that brought me to Forks. They also brought me to Edward.