Catherine: Oh, eww, this arugal is so bitter! It'l like my algebra teacher on my bread.
Quotes from Julia Roberts movies and TV shows - page 3 of 4
Sabrina Peterson: How'd you get involved in this, Sam? Willy wanted to get rid of Beekman and he thought you could get the job done?
Sam Smotherman: Something like that.
Sabrina Peterson: But you botched the fire in college. What made him think you'd get it right this time?
Sam Smotherman: I was the only bad guy he knew.
Mercedes Tainot: Are you clairvoyant?
Steve Dibiasi: No... Steve Dibiasi.
Mercedes Tainot: Larry, you're a great student. I'm not an easy A.
Michael Collins: There was a man in west Cork who proposed to five sisters.
Kitty Kiernan: I suppose they all refused.
Michael Collins: Then the father died and he proposed to the mother.
Kitty Kiernan: Are you trying to tell me something?
Michael Collins: I was working up to a proposal.
Kitty Kiernan: Is it true, Mick, that all of the women in America wear trousers?
Michael Collins: Absolutely! Shameless hussies, the lot o' them.
The Queen: They're not wrinkles. They're just crinkles.
The Queen: Ten years passed, and Snow White grew older and blossomed. But the kingdom fell into an icy despair, and the queen realised that if she wanted to remain the most beautiful woman in all the land... Well... Snow would have to do what snow does best. Snow would have to fall.
The Queen: It's important to know when you've been beaten. Yes?
More Mirror Mirror quotes
Julianne Potter: What I mean, when I say annoyingly perfect, is that there is nothing annoying about her perfection. It's vulnerable and endearing... and that is annoying as shit.
George Downes: Ahh... you like her.
Julianne Potter: If I didn't have to hate her, I'd adore her.
Julianne Potter: Now remember, it is the duty of the best man to dance with the maid of honor.
Michael O'Neill: Dance? You can't dance. When did you learn how to dance?
Julianne Potter: I've got moves you've never seen.
George Downes: Michael's chasing Kimmy?
Julianne Potter: Yes.
George Downes: You're chasing Michael?
Julianne Potter: YES.
George Downes: Who's chasing you... nobody, get it? There's your answer. It's Kimmy.
Michael O'Neill: Kimmy says if you love someone you say it, you say it right then, out loud. Otherwise, the moment just.
Julianne Potter: Passes you by.
Michael O'Neill: Passes you by. Yeah.
Julianne Potter: No. Crème brûlée can never be Jell-O. you could never be Jell-O.
Kimmy Wallace: I have to be Jell-O.
Julianne Potter: You're never gonna be Jell-O! Now you need to come clean with your parents about this wedding because if you wait for the "Do you take this man?" part, it's considered poor form.
Julianne Potter: He just came in for few hours to uh, to uh, fuck ME.
George Downes: Huh! Takes a few hours.
George Downes: Listen, Jules. Why don't we stop and have a drink? You can take a later flight.
Julianne Potter: No, no, no, no. I'm a busy girl. I've got exactly four days to break up a wedding, steal the bride's fella and I haven't one clue how to do it. He was in love with everyday for nine godddamn years. Me.
Julianne Potter: This is my one chance at happiness. I have to be ruthless.
Kimmy Wallace: I think I'm going to cry.
Julianne Potter: Me too.
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