Jack Sparrow: You smell funny.
William Turner: You know me?
Tia Dalma: You want to know me?
Jack Sparrow: There'll be no knowing.
Henry: I saw her ankles.
Captain Jack Sparrow: You would've seen a lot more if you kept your cakehole shut.
Carina Smyth: Filthy Pirate.
Captain Jack Sparrow: There's no need for name calling.
Carina Smyth: I'm not looking for trouble!
Captain Jack Sparrow: What a horrible way to live.
Henry: Do you even have a ship, a crew... Pants?
Captain Jack Sparrow: A great pirate does not bother with such intricacies.
Carina Smyth: Men on that ship are looking for Jack. And Jack is on this boat. I'm going to swim for it!
Captain Jack Sparrow: How dare you do exactly what I'd do if I were you?
Captain Jack Sparrow: I once knew a Spaniard named...something in Spanish.
Angelica: Treasure! There is a chest with jewels. Jewels with the power to rule the wind and tide.
Jack Sparrow: You're making that up.
Angelica: Wait! I am with child. Yours.
Jack Sparrow: I don't recall that we ever had...
Angelica: You were drunk.
Jack Sparrow: I've actually never been that drunk.
Jack Sparrow: Captain, I wish to report a mutiny. I can name fingers and point names.
Jack Sparrow: You walk like a girl.
Angelica: You would know.
Jack Sparrow: I support the missionary's position.
Jack Sparrow: You know that feeling you get when you're standing in a high place... Sudden urge to jump?. I don't have it.
Jack Sparrow: There'll be dangers along the way... Firstly mermaids, zombies... Blackbeard.
Gibbs: All part of the plan, yes?
Jack Sparrow: No.
Jack Sparrow: Did everyone see that? Because I will NOT be doing it again.
Angelica: What were you doing in a Spanish convent, anyway?
Jack Sparrow: Mistook it for a brothel. Honest mistake.
Jack Sparrow: Clergyman, on the off chance that this does not go well for me, I would like it noted here and now that I am fully prepared to believe in whatever I must, so that I might be welcomed into that place where all the "goody-goodies" get to go once they pop their clogs. Savvy?
Jack Sparrow: Have you been there?
Captain Teague: Does this face look like it's been to the fountain of youth?
Jack Sparrow: Depends on the light.
Angelica: That's hardly appropriate for the first mate.
Jack Sparrow: Was I the first?
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