Katrina Anne Van Tassel: I have shed my tears for Brom... and yet my heart is not broken. Do you think me wicked?
Ichabod Crane: No... but perhaps there is a little bit of witch in you, Katrina.
Katrina Anne Van Tassel: Why do you say that?
Ichabod Crane: Because you have bewitched me.
Ichabod Crane: We have murders in New York without benefit of ghouls and goblins.
Baltus Van Tassel: You are a long way from New York, constable.
Ichabod Crane: It is truth, but truth is not always appearance.
Sweeney Todd: [Holding up razor.] At last, my arm is complete again!
Sweeney Todd: No! Not Barker. That man is dead. It's Todd, now. Sweeney Todd. And he will have his revenge.
Sweeney Todd: You have a room over the shop, don't you? If times are so hard, why don't you rent it out?
Mrs. Lovett: People think it's haunted.
Sweeney Todd: Haunted?
Mrs. Lovett: Yeah. And who's to say they're wrong? You see, years ago, something happened up there. Something not very nice.
Mrs. Lovett: Barker, his name was. Benjamin Barker.
Sweeney Todd: What was his crime?
Mrs. Lovett: Foolishness.
Anthony Hope: Is everything all right Mister Todd?
Sweeney Todd: My mind is far from easy, in these once familiar streets I feel shadows... Everywhere.
Anthony Hope: Shadows?
Sweeney Todd: Ghosts.
Mrs. Lovett: You're barking mad! Killing a man what done ya no harm!
Sweeney Todd: He recognised me from the old days. Tried to blackmail me. Half me earnings.
Mrs. Lovett: Oh, well that's a different matter then. For a moment there I thought you lost your marbles. Ugh! All that blood. Poor bugger. Oh well!
Audience Member: So you want to create a god? Your own god?
Will: That's a very good question. Isn't that what man has always done?
Will Caster: My wife has always been eager to change the world. But I'll just settle for understanding it first.
Max Waters: Are you sure about this?
Will Caster: Good enough for the monkey.
Will Caster: I'll never let you go.
Will Caster: I need you to wait here.
Evelyn Caster: What? Where are you going?
Will Caster: Everywhere.
Will Caster: Why did you lose faith Evelyn? Why didn't you believe in me?
Will: Look at the sky. The clouds. We're healing the ecosystem. Not harming it. Particles join the air, building themselves out of pollutant. Forests can be regrown. Water so pure, you can drink out of any river. This is your dream.
Joseph Tagger: Will?
Will Caster: You surprised to see me, Joseph?
Joseph Tagger: Um... That depends.
Will Caster: On what?
Joseph Tagger: Can you prove you're self-aware?
Will Caster: That's a difficult question, Dr. Tagger. Can you prove that you are?
Evelyn Caster: Well, he certainly hasn't lost his sense of humor.
Guy Lapointe: Haters have got to hate, like the douches have to douche. That's the life, right there in a nutshell.
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