Quotes from John Krasinski movies and TV shows

Jack Silva: You can't put a price on being able to live with yourself.

Tyrone 'Rone' Woods: Say goodbye to contract work.
Jack Silva: You can't put a price on being able to live with yourself.

Bob: I'm staying. I have intel to collect.
Jack Silva: For what? So that more guys like Ty and Glenn have to come back here. Save your ass again? You're done here. Now... get in the fucking CAR.

Jack Silva: It's just another Tuesday night in Benghazi.

Jack Silva: What would they say about me?"He died in a place he didn't need to be, in a battle over something he doesn't understand, in a country that meant nothing to him."

Dave 'Boon' Benton: How do you think the Chief's eval is gonna go?
John 'Tig' Tiegen: He's gonna get a medal. You'll see.
Dave 'Boon' Benton: And the Deltas?
Kris 'Tanto' Paronto: Yup. Medals. All of them.
John 'Tig' Tiegen: And what about us? The odds were 1,000-to-1, easy. What do we get?
Jack Silva: We get to go home.

Tyrone 'Rone' Woods: How would you feel if you had to protect Americans at $28 a day and then bring your own bullets?
Jack Silva: Well, why leave security to the professionals, right?

John 'Woody' Woodside: I may not be the original owner of your heart, but I am the better owner and a much healthier option too.

Dad: One day, It's going to make a hell of a story.

Harley: Are you smoking weed in the guest bathroom?
Jake: Yes we are, and we'd appreciate it if you didn't tell anyone?
Harley: Oh no. Of course not. Just add it to the list.

Carter Rutherford: I thought you liked me.
Jimmy 'Dodge' Connelly: Look, she's too old for you.
Lexie Littleton: What? Well, you're too old for me.
Jimmy 'Dodge' Connelly: Well, you got me on that one.

Carter Rutherford: Wait. Where were you two?
Jimmy 'Dodge' Connelly: Out.
Lexie Littleton: Nowhere.
Carter Rutherford: Did you kiss her?
Lexie Littleton: Now wait a minute.
Carter Rutherford: I want answers.
Jimmy 'Dodge' Connelly: Yeah, I kissed her! On the mouth, twice! And I liked it. A lot.
Carter Rutherford: Oh you did, did you?
Jimmy 'Dodge' Connelly: Yeah.
Lexie Littleton: Thanks.
Jimmy 'Dodge' Connelly: You're welcome.

Ben Murphy: Jesus! You scared me.
Choir Boy: Jesus didn't scare you. I did.

Ben Murphy: Hey, can I ask you a question?
Reverend Frank: Sure.
Ben Murphy: When did you really know that we were ready to get married?
Reverend Frank: The moment you told Joel that Sadie wasn't a fish, I knew it was meant to be. Besides, anybody who kicks a reverend's ass for his woman, you're A-okay in my book.

Ben Murphy: I mean, it wasn't supposed to be like this.
Joel: Yeah, I feel as bad as you do.
Ben Murphy: Now she's using her honeymoon ticket without me. I mean, how is that supposed to make me feel?
Joel: Bad. I think.
Ben Murphy: Three weeks ago, I was the happiest guy in the world, and I just... Now I'm just sitting here with you.
Joel: Thanks. Thanks, Ben. Appreciate that.

Ben Murphy: Do you wanna walk the midget?

Jim Halpert: Because right now, this is a job. If I advance any higher, this would be my career. And if this were my career, I'd have to throw myself in front of a train.

Jim Halpert: God, this is so sad, this is the smallest amount of power I've ever seen go to someone's head.

Jim Halpert: Michael stands in front of the boat and says he's king of the world within the first hour, or I give you my next paycheck.

Marcus Abbott: You still love her, right?
Lee Abbott: Of course I do.
Marcus Abbott: You should tell her.