IF (2024)

Blue: Hi!
Cal: Well, looky looky.

Cal: I'm not going to ask you again, Put some pants on, You're freaking everyone out.
Banana: Haha, pants!

Blue: You are the chosen one.
Cal: No. Let's not give her a complex.

Blue: Something's happening!
Cal: I'm sorry, what?

Bea: We need help.
Cal: You have no idea how true that statement is.

Blue: I'm Blue.
Bea: But you're purple.
Blue: My kid, well, he was colorblind.

Cal: Uh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no pants, I'm so sorry.

Magician Mouse: Question: Why did these kids forget about us in the first place?
Slime: Last week, I just started falling apart!
Guardian Dog: You're sucking the oxygen out of the room!
Robot: Honestly, doc, this is how it's going to be. I'm just going to wheel myself back and plug in.

Bea: What are you anyway?
Blue: An IF.
Bea: Yeah, I get that, but what?
Blue: I don't know.

Cal: What if I told you imaginary friends are real? And when they're kids grow up, they're forgotten.

Blue: Being excited is exhausting.
Cal: OK, let's get you to bed.

Cal: Are you ready for this? There's no telling who's behind that door today.
Bea: Are any of them scary?
Cal: Worse. Desperate.

Blossom: We've started a matchmaking agency to help IFs find new kids.
Blue: Or we just disappear!
Blossom: Happy place. Happy place.

Cal: Keith! What kind of a kid creates an invisible IF?

Dad: One day, It's going to make a hell of a story.