Jefferson Billings: Hello?
Frank Martin: It's me.
Jefferson Billings: You son of a bitch.
Frank Martin: Look, I had nothing to do with this.
Frank Martin: You really think killing all these politicians is gonna make things easier for them?
Gianni Chellini: That's not my problem. I was hired to do a job. I did the job, like you. Just... my pay is better. My hair and my suit, too.
Frank Martin: Didn't your mother ever teach you to say "thank you"?
Lola: Yeah. She tried and failed miserably.
Girl on Jetski: What ARE you doing?
Frank Martin: I'm trying to catch a bus.
Frank Martin: I'm afraid that your flight's been canceled.
Gianni Chellini: I'm afraid that you have been canceled.
Frank Martin: Do I look like a man who came half-way across Europe to die on a bridge?
Frank Martin: Let me guess. You're the smart one.
Enormous thug: No. I am the big one.
Valentina: Am I not sexy?
Frank Martin: ... Yeah, you're sexy.
Valentina: You're the gay!
Frank Martin: No! I am not "the gay."
Frank Martin: All right, that's enough juice for now.
Frank Martin: That's your last pee break for this trip.
Mr. Kwai: The delivery will be made. My daughter will get over it. If I'm lucky, she'll see the light.
Frank Martin: Yeah, and if she's lucky, maybe you'll get hit by a truck.
Frank Martin: You don't need your mouth to pee.
Frank Martin: Rule #1. Never change the deal.
Jack Crawford: Get ready for a war.
Cyrus Kinnick: Guess you haven't liked Vegas much, huh?
Nick Wild: You're not supposed to like Vegas. It's just this creeping virus that people catch sometimes.
Nick Wild: Dyin' ain't so bad. And at least I'll be out of Las Vegas.
Cyrus Kinnick: Safety means much to me. I checked under every synonym for safety, but there was no Nick Wild.
Nick Wild: Well, you should have tried between "chapels" and "charm schools."
Moggy: Understood, but we've scorched the earth.
H: No, it's not understood. You started by saying you'd do anything, but what I'm hearing is you think you've done everything.
Mike: Understood.
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