Quotes from James Marsden movies and TV shows - page 2 of 2

E.B.: What'd she say? Was it about me?
Fred O'Hare: She thinks Easter is cool. Talking rabbits freaks her out.

Chris Vanowen: "fatum nos iungebit" is wrong.
Detective Cohagan: How so, doctor?
Chris Vanowen: The future imperfect tense of the verb unite, iungere, is not iungebit. It's iunget. It should say "fatum nos iunget." So the person you're looking for made a classic Latin error. But I'm guessing you knew that already, too, didn't you?
Detective Cohagan: You know the phrase "fuck you?"" Germanic origin.

Rex: What smells like jizz?

Rex: I wouldn't let you drive The Judge if it was parked on my Schnutz.

Dr. Ivo Robotnik: I was spitting out formulas, when you were spitting up formulas.
Tom Wachowski: I was breastfed, actually.
Dr. Ivo Robotnik: Nice, rub that in my orphan face. (00:30:15)

Wade: Tom, do you read me? Are you there?
Tom: No, Wade, I'm actually on a yacht... in Barbados... with Rihanna.
Wade: OMG... that's amazing, please send pics!
Tom: No, Wade. I'm at the speed trap.
Wade: Already? How did you get back so fast? Barbados is in the ocean. (00:04:10)

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Tom Wachowski: Hey. So, what's this next planet you're supposed to go to like?
Sonic: It's no Earth, I can tell you that. There's no people, just breathable air and giant mushrooms and stuff.
Tom Wachowski: Well, look at it this way. At least you won't be the only "fun-guy."
Sonic: No. Don't ever do that again! (00:49:46)

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Tom Wachowski: Why do you keep calling me Donut Lord?
Sonic: 'Cause you talk to donuts and then eat them if they get out of line.
Tom Wachowski: Again, fair. (00:26:27)

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Dr. Ivo Robotnik: I'm sorry, Mister...
Tom Wachowski: Wachowski. But everyone calls me Tom. Except my dentist, he calls me Tim. But it's gone on for so long that it would just be weird if I corrected him. (00:28:49)

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[Tom clocks a turtle at 001 MP/H with his speed gun].
Tom: Hey, buddy! Where's the fire? Got kids living around here... thought it was kinda funny, sorry. (00:04:33)

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Lois Lane: How did you get here?
Richard White: I flew.

Denise: He is lying to us, there is no subway in Los Angeles.
Gordon: Yes, there is.
Denise: Where? How come I've never seen it?
Gordon: It's underground.

Meghan: What does a post-modern romantic writer do all day?
Gordon: Find beauty and praise it.
Meghan: That's like the opposite of what I do.

Gordon: No, I'm not a hipster. I can't grow a convincing enough beard.

Teddy Flood: Well, your mouth moves fast enough. How about your gun?

[Trapped inside the Statue of Liberty.]
Cyclops: Storm, fry him!
Magneto: Oh yes! A bolt of lightening into a huge copper conductor. I thought you lived at a school?

[Wolverine emerges from his fight with Mystique [where they've both looked like Wolverine.] and Cyclops goes to shoot him.]
Wolverine: Hey! It's me!
Cyclops: Prove it.
Wolverine: You're a dick.

[Wolverine is checking out his costume.]
Wolverine: You actually go outside in these things?
Cyclops: And what would you prefer? Yellow Spandex?

Wolverine: I suppose you are going to tell me to stay away from your girl.
Cyclops: If I had to tell you that, she wouldn't be my girl.

Wolverine: It's time for us to move on.
Cyclops: Not everybody heals as fast as you, Logan.