Steve Sanders: Girls mature faster than guys.
Brandon Walsh: Not in my house they don't.
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Quotes from Ian Ziering movies and TV shows
Baz Hogan: These sharks of yours have no etiquette.
Fin Shepard: Etiquette? I thought you were Australian, not British.
Baz Hogan: Tasmanian, buddy.
Fin Shepard: I always thought it would be an earthquake that would be the end of Los Angeles.
Baz Hogan: Or a meteor shower. Zombies even.
Fin Shepard: Yeah.
Baz Hogan: Black Plague. Aliens. But sharks? Come on.
Fin Shepard: Yeah. Yeah. Go figure. My luck, sharks.
Baz Hogan: Yeah, your luck. Sharks.
Nova Clarke: Mine too.
Robbie the Bus Driver: I reached dispatch just before all the electronics went out. They said someone from 911 is sending someone over.
Fin Shepard: Oh yeah? Wanna wait for them?
Robbie the Bus Driver: Hell no! (00:44:02)
The Mayor: Listen, Fin, we need your help.
Fin Shepard: I just gotta get my family to safety.
The Mayor: Of course, of course. Whatever you need, you're the expert.
Fin Shepard: Well, last time that happened, it didn't go so well. As a matter of fact, Los Angeles didn't really appreciate it.
The Mayor: Well this is the Big Apple, Fin. When something bites us, we bite back.
Ben: What does the inside of a shark smell like?
Fin Shepard: There's no words to describe that, pal.
Ben: I don't know, I always thought it would smell like... chicken.
Fin Shepard: No.
Ben: Or smell like Salmon or Cod.
Fin Shepard: Even the Sharknadoes are tougher in New York.
April Wexler: Fin, why aren't you having more fun with this?
Fin Shepard: Come on, April. Two of my friends were killed. I almost destroyed Los Angeles. And, oh, yeah... I got eaten by a shark. How much fun do you think that was?
Fin Shepard: How can they survive in space?
April Shepard: How can they survive in a tornado?
Fin Shepard: It's not space I'm worried about. It's the sharks.
Sergeant: Maybe the sharks can help with the aliens.
Fin Shepard: Aliens?
Fin Shepard: You're never gonna believe who's giving me a ride.
April Shepard: Let me guess. Nova.
Fin Shepard: Yeah, I'm with Nova. How do you know that?
April Shepard: Who else would give you ride in the middle of a sharknado?
Nova Clarke: Wifey sense. Hi, April! Still not a stripper.
Nova Clarke: I'm going to kill all of 'em, every last one of 'em.
Fin Shepard: Tried that three times. Didn't seem to work.
Fin Shepard: I'm sorry, Dad.
Gilbert Grayson Shepard: Sorry? We're not dead yet.
Fin Shepard: Madam Vice President, this is my brother-in-law Martin.
Martin Brody: I'm the good looking one.
Vice President Sonia Buck: Yeah. Now you know how I feel.
Martin Brody: I like her.