Makenzie: My mom says that you're homeless, is that true?
Fern: No, I'm not homeless. I'm just house-less. Not the same thing, right?
Dave: Hey, find anything?
Fern: ROCKS.
Fern: We be the bitches of the badlands.
Carol: I see that you have this ring. Are you married?
Fern: I am, but my husband died.
Carol: And so.
Fern: I'm not gonna take that off.
Carol: That ring is a circle and it never ends. And that means that your love never ends. And you may not be able to take it off, if you tried.
Fern: I don't think I can.
Josey Aimes: I've heard of Lou Gehrig, I just never heard about the disease.
Glory: I know. It's kind of like piece by piece your body just quits listening to you. Like a bullheaded teenager.
Sue Thomason: I no longer sing in public.
Rob: What? I mean, what's the point of having good hair if you don't sing in public.
Zoe: I got you something great at the farmstand.
Marin: Harry was once engaged to Diane Sawyer.
Zoe: Diane Sawyer? No way, I love her.
Erica Barry: That's wonderful.
Harry: Women your age love that about me.
Erica Barry: Ah.
Harry: No, that's a good thing.
Erica Barry: I'm sure you meant it as a compliment.
Harry: Yes, it was meant as a compliment.
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