Julian Mercer: When something happens to you that hasn't happened before, don't you at least have to find out what it is?
Harry Sanborn: Some people consider rap poetry.
Erica Barry: C'mon, how many words can you rhyme with bitch?
Harry: Schmucks are people too.
Harry: Where's Julian?
Erica: He's back at the hotel. He said when he saw me with you, he knew I was still in love with you... what do you have to say about that?
Harry: If... if it's true, my life just got made.
Julian Mercer: How great is it for you that im not intimidated by your brilliance?
Erica Barry: Oh, you fucking guy.
Harry: I'm dating your daughter, Marin. She invited me here for the weekend. She is in her room right now changing.
Erica Barry: Aah! You're dating my daughter?
Harry: Now who would have thought that would be worst news?
Julian Mercer: You really are a very sexy woman.
Erica Barry: No, really, swear to God, I'm not.
Harry: Oh. Her. She is a major piece of work. Doc, the woman wears turtlenecks in the middle of summer: she's beyond uptight. Almost makes her fun to be around.
Julian Mercer: Uptight. That's funny, I haven't noticed that.
Harry: Try living with her.
Harry: I've never seen a woman that age naked before.
Julian Mercer: You're kidding.
Harry: Hey! We're not all doctors, baby.
Marin: Harry was once engaged to Diane Sawyer.
Zoe: Diane Sawyer? No way, I love her.
Erica Barry: That's wonderful.
Harry: Women your age love that about me.
Erica Barry: Ah.
Harry: No, that's a good thing.
Erica Barry: I'm sure you meant it as a compliment.
Harry: Yes, it was meant as a compliment.
Julian Mercer: You know what Freud said they are no accidents.
Harry: Trust me this was an accident.
Harry Sanborn: I can't get past your damn turtleneck.
Erica Barry: Cut it off.
Harry: Erica, you are a woman to love.
Julian Mercer: Must we go through this every time? Come here.
Harry: I have never lied to you, I have always told you some version of the truth.
Erica Barry: The truth doesn't have versions, okay?
Erica Barry: I DO like sex.
Harry Sanborn: You certainly do.
Julian Mercer: I knew you'd smell good.
Erica: It's just... soap.
Marin: We know this about me. I'm just not cut out for this kind of drama.
Erica Barry: I think it's the drama in life that makes you strong.
Marin: You always say thinks like that.
Harry: What's with the turtlenecks? It's the middle of summer.
Erica Barry: Honestly what do you care what I wear?
Harry: Just curious.
Erica Barry: I like them I've always liked them and I am just a turtleneck kind of gal.
Harry: You never get hot?
Erica Barry: No.
Harry: Never?
Erica Barry: Not Lately.
Answer: When they were trying to see what time it was the morning after they had slept together.