Ben Stone: I'd want a little black baby.
Everett Stone: You already have a little black baby.
Ben Stone: Can ya dig it.
Meredith Morton: I slept with your brother.
Everett Stone: You slept with who?
Thad Stone: Do not look at me.
Chad: Roll that motherfucking camera, Wolfie.
Wolf: Kiss my ass.
Chad: Yeah.
James Wright: How many Beatles are there?
Kyle Davidson: Three... and Ringo.
Joe: The Martians have landed. They want our women.
Nick Mercer: I'd rather fight with you than make love with anyone else.
Nick Mercer: If you look people in the eye, they won't notice what you're wearing.
Nick Mercer: Close your eyes. Close your eyes. Close... Your... Eyes. You're safe. You can relax. I'm not going to kiss you. He's gonna be so sorry he lost you, so stop worrying. Forget the past. Forget the pain. And remember what an incredible woman you are. You do that and he'll realize what he lost.
Kat Ellis: Holy crap. You're worth every penny.
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