Nick Mercer: I'd rather fight with you than make love with anyone else.
Nick: I'm allergic to fabric softener, I graduated with a major in literature from Brown, I hate anchovies. I think I would miss you even if we never met.
Nick Mercer: If you look people in the eye, they won't notice what you're wearing.
Nick Mercer: Close your eyes. Close your eyes. Close... Your... Eyes. You're safe. You can relax. I'm not going to kiss you. He's gonna be so sorry he lost you, so stop worrying. Forget the past. Forget the pain. And remember what an incredible woman you are. You do that and he'll realize what he lost.
Kat Ellis: Holy crap. You're worth every penny.
Jeffrey: There's something I don't like about that guy.
Edward: He's less than 9% body fat and he's shagging your ex-girlfriend.
TJ: Top Kat! Ooooh! Where the bloody hell have you been? I have gynaecologists that call more often.
Kat Ellis: You have more than one gynaecologist?
TJ: You have to play them off against each other, otherwise they think you're easy.
