Quotes from Demi Moore movies and TV shows

Danny: Hey, know one thing - I never screwed around on you.
Debbie: Oh, well, let's just give the boy a medal! I didn't realise it was such a sacrifice.

Debbie: This is Joan, my roommate. She specializes in unsolicited attacks.

Joan: Tomorrow you know, they're going to come at me like marauding beasts bent on destruction.
Debbie: Stop it.
Joan: Deborah, you work in advertising... a civilized business. I on the other hand work with monsters.
Debbie: You're talking about 5 year olds.
Joan: Right! and my job is to break their spirit. That is what kindergarten is all about. The Germans invented it, think about it.

Debbie: Bullshit. You don't know what love is. You've gotten everything you have always wanted and now you're feeling sorry for yourself because there's something you want and you can't have it. But you had it! I gave you love. But you asked me to leave and I left.

Joan: Oh god, Pat's going in for the kill. Oh my! That was a nice turn.
Debbie: With just a hint of giddiness.
Joan: Her big move should be coming up any moment. The combination hair flip with a giggle.
Debbie: There is a 3.2 level of difficulty here. Joan let's see if she can pull it off.
Joan: This is it... this is it... Oh Yes.
Debbie: Oh Yes! Yes! Oh Bravo! Bravo! 9.0.

Debbie: Would you stop following me around. I don't want to have to start drinking in the suburbs.

Dr. Alex Tremor: Did you forget our appointment?
Eugene: I got a job now. I don't need a shrink anymore.
Marina Lemke: Eugene, honey, I don't think he likes being called that.

Marina Lemke: I'll be the one who's gonna decide who my husband should marry.

Marina Lemke: Well, what I say and what people hear aren't always the same thing. Don't you find that in your calling, Doctor?

Marina Lemke: You know, you don't know zip about love or life, Doctor. I don't need you strewing your learning all over me.

Meredith Johnson: Let's get down to business.

Meredith Johnson: Hello? Tom that's something you say when you're greeting a rash.

Lt. Daniel Kaffee: Commander, do you have some jurisdiction here that I should know about?
Lt. Cdr. JoAnne Galloway: My job is to make sure that you do your job. I'm special counsel for Internal Affairs. So my jurisdiction's pretty much in your face.

Molly Jensen: Carl, are you all right?
Carl Bruner: It's just my stomach! Do you have anything like Pepto Bismol or something like that?
Sam Wheat: Cyanide.

Oda Mae Brown: I don't know you! I don't know Sam, but let me tell you what he did to me. He kept me up all night singing "I'm Henry the Eighth I Am."
Molly Jensen: That's how he got me to go out with him.

Molly Jensen: I love you. I really love you.
Sam Wheat: Ditto.

Rachel Carlson: Why is it everyone paints their boats the exact same color as their houses?
Angus McCulloch: Well, that's actually a tradition here. The wife needs to be able to look out on the water and know her husband's okay.
Rachel Carlson: That's very romantic.
Angus McCulloch: And we also get a tax-break on the paint, which is also very romantic.

Steve Jones: I want you to come join me in the real world.
Kate Jones: This is my real world.

Pietro: We just opened a bottle of Chateauneuf du Pape, and we're listening to some remastered Fleetwood Mac.
Blair: Oh, that's so nice.
Lea: Oh! It is so good, you could hear the cocaine in Stevie's voice.

Hester Prynne: I wonder if existance as a woman is worthwhile at all.