Tommy Shafter: Do you remember me, Mrs. Titus?
Grandma Titus: Of course, Tommy. Have you found a nice young man to settle down with?
Tommy Shafter: I'm not gay.
Grandma Titus: Oh. Then you're not the Tommy I knew.
Quotes from David Shatraw movies and TV shows
Christopher Titus: Listen, my niece has been living with us for 3 months, and she is my responsibility. If some bully is harassing her, I'm gonna do something about it! I hate bullies.
Tommy Shafter: You're about to beat up a kid with a bat.
Christopher Titus: Yeah, what's your point?
Amy Fitzpatrick: Chew my boob, homo.
Tommy Shafter: Whip it out.
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