Quotes from Colin Farrell movies and TV shows - page 3 of 4

Charlotte: Do you know what a woman's for in film?
Mitchel: Go on, then.
Charlotte: What this job is that I'm supposed to want?
Mitchel: I'm listening.
Charlotte: A woman is there to get the hero to talk about himself. About his hopes, about his fears, maybe even about his fascinating, fucking childhood.

Syracuse: How long are you staying?
Ondine: Depends, I guess.
Syracuse: On what?
Ondine: On you.
Syracuse: On me? It depends on me, you can stay forever.
Ondine: Forever?
Syracuse: Forever, happily ever after, once upon a time... I'm been telling my daughter a story, a fairy tale.

Ondine: I don't want to see anyone.
Syracuse: Well I just disappear then?
Ondine: I don't mind seeing you.
Syracuse: "You don't mind seeing me." That's nice.
Ondine: Say again?
Syracuse: Most people do.

Annie: You sure it's not some kind of wish-fulfillment kind of thing?
Syracuse: Where did you learn words like that?
Annie: I go to school.
Syracuse: And I didn't.
Annie: No. Let's be honest, you didn't. You move your mouth when you read.

Priest: So, who's going to marry her, Syracuse?
Syracuse: It's not like there's a queue, father.
Priest: And I can't marry her.
Syracuse: No, you're a tree.
Priest: Exactly.

Syracuse: So what kind of a tree are you father?
Priest: Oh, well, I suppose I'm an Oak.
Syracuse: You look more like one of the ones that they make holly sticks out of.
Priest: Oh, an Ash, yeah.

Syracuse: She sings to the fishes and he catches them.

Syracuse: You don't like the dress?
Ondine: No, I like it. It's just, underwear would be better.
Syracuse: Doesn't fit?
Ondine: Tight around the edges.
Syracuse: You have edges?

James Clayton: All I know about the CIA is that they're a bunch of fat, old white guys who fell asleep when we needed them most.

James Clayton: Would I have to kill anyone?
Walter Burke: Would you like to?

Walter Burke: All right, your objective: Reach the parking lot with an asset who intends to have sex with you.
James Clayton: You want us to pick up a girl?
Walter Burke: Five, actually. One each.

James Clayton: Iwo Jima Memorial. This where you tell me about duty and sacrifice?
Walter Burke: No, this is where I have my breakfast burrito. (00:56:20)

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Marty: How are you ever gonna get a job, Billy, if you break the director guy's nose before you even got the part?
Billy: I didn't mean to break his nose. His nose was just in the middle of where I was punching.

Zachariah: I'm going to be over to kill you Tuesday.
Marty: That's good, I'm not doing anything Tuesday.

Charlie: Should've brought that gun along, buddy.
Marty: I don't believe in them.
Charlie: In guns? You don't believe in guns? They ain't fucking leprechauns, you dumb Mick.

Marty: That's just fucking great! Oh great! Do you know what that is?
Hans: Yeah.
Marty: Do you know what that is?
Hans: Great.
Marty: That's just fucking great!

Charles Ambrose: I have no interest in playing God. As far as his work is concerned, I'm not impressed.

Charles Ambrose: I don't enjoy the work I do. John, it's not a fetish. It's about allowing those who are already dying... to die with some dignity. Sometimes the greatest acts of love are the hardest acts to commit.

Charles Ambrose: We're connected. The same animal.
John Clancy: No, no. I'm not a killer.
Charles Ambrose: We can talk about that in seven minutes.
John Clancy: Seven minutes?
Charles Ambrose: That's when you kill someone.
John Clancy: Who might that be?
Charles Ambrose: Me.

Valka: Don't you know what "Stalin" means, funny man? Means man-of-steel. He takes from rich, and gives to poor.
Zoran: Yes, of course he does. Then he takes both of them, and puts them in Gulag for 25 years.