Mandrake: Ronin! What a surprise! I get so few guests.
Ronin: Could be the stench of death. Some people don't care for it.
Mary Katherine: I'm not from this world.
Nod: What happened? You got shrunk?
Mary Katherine: Yes.
Nod: Seriously?
Ronin: It's been a weird day for everybody.
Ronin: If our world dies, your world will die too.
Ronin: Many leaves, one tree. We're all individuals, but we're still connected. No one's alone.
Jerry: You bit off more then you can chew.
Ed: It's too late, man. I told people what you are. You've been made.
Jerry: And you think anyone's actually going to believe you?
Ed: No, No. Don't play that crap. Don't play that mind shit with me. I'm serious. Try me.
Jerry: Okay. You said you're glad you're different.
Ed: Get back!
Jerry: How can you be in a place like this? These people. Even your best friend did nothing to help.
Ed: No.
Jerry: You were born for this and you know it. It's a gift.
[Jerry bites Ed.]
Jerry Dandrige: Hey, guy. You've been watching me. I've been watching you. Your mom. There's a kind of neglect. Gives off a kind of scent. And your girl? She is ripe. It's on you to look out for them because there are a lot of bad people out there, Charlie.
Bobby Pellitt: I'm a green belt, motherfucker!
Ken: You coming up?
Ray: What's up there?
Ken: Well, the view.
Ray: The view of what? The view of down here? I can see that down here.
Ken: Ray, you're about the worst tourist in the whole world!
Ray: Ken, I grew up in Dublin. I love Dublin. If I'd grown up on a farm, and was retarded, Bruges might impress me. But I didn't, so it doesn't!
Ray: Why didn't you wave hello to me today when I waved hello to you today?
Jimmy: I was on a very strong horse tranquilizer today; Wasn't waving hello to anybody. Except... Maybe to a horse.
Ray: One gay beer for my gay friend, one normal beer for me because I am normal.
Overweight Man: Been to the top of the tower?
Ray: Yeah, it's rubbish.
Overweight Man: The guide book says it's a must see.
Ray: Buddy, you're not going up there.
Overweight Man: Why is that?
Ray: I'm not being funny, it's all windy stairs...
Overweight Man: What are you trying to say?
Ray: What am I trying to say? You's a bunch of fuckin' elephants.
Eirik: I can't see! I can't see!
Ray: Of course you can't see! I just a shot a blank in your fucking eye!
Ray: Lots of midgets have offed themselves. I hope yours doesn't, otherwise your film'll be fucked.
Ray: Maybe that's what hell is, the entire rest of eternity spent in fucking Bruges.
Priest: Why did you murder someone, Raymond?
Ray: For money, father.
Priest: For money? You murdered someone for money?
Ray: Yes, father. Not out of anger. Not out of nothing. For money.
Priest: Who did you murder for money, Raymond?
Ray: You, father.
Priest: I'm sorry?
Ray: I said you, father. What are you, deaf? [Raises pistol.] Harry Waters says hello.
Lehiff: You shouldn't have pissed on my leg.
Gant: You know what the most powerful fucking thing is?
Mitchel: Yeah, knowing what can go wrong. For anybody, at any fucking time. Do you know that?
Gant: You really think I'm gonna to let you walk free 'round this fucking planet? It ain't gonna happen.
Mitchel: See, what you have to understand is that if I were a gangster - Rob - you would be the first to fucking die. I wouldn't work for you. I would kill you and take everything you've got - if I were a gangster. That's why you don't want me to be a gangster. Nobody wants me to be a gangster. 'Cause I couldn't stop if I started. Do you get it?
Mitchel: Don't ask again.
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