Quotes from Cobie Smulders movies and TV shows

Best Prom Ever - S1-E20

Robin: I never got to go to my prom; we always had field hockey nationals in the spring.
Barney: [Coughs, then speaks.] Lesbian.
Robin: The cough was supposed to cover the lesbian.
Barney: No, I'm trying to start a thing where the cough is separate.

Turner: You know, I admit to being a little jealous when we talk. Go where you want. Eat when you want. Nobody telling you what to do or how to do it. It's definitely not the Army way.
Jack Reacher: Exactly.

Samantha: I don't understand. You said you're not a cop.
Jack Reacher: I'm not.
Samantha: What's military police?
Turner: It's different.
Samantha: But... you stole this car.
Turner: It's complicated.

Samantha: When things get hairy, I just pick out the alpha guy.
Turner: And what? He's supposed to protect you?
Samantha: No, I give him shit. Strong guys don't hurt you. The weak guys do that. Strong guys always have little sisters. Or they want one. I don't know why, that's just how it is.

Gen. Harkness: Do you know who I am, Major?
Turner: Yes, General. I do. You're the man responsible for the deaths of two of my men. Now, open up those crates before I grab you by your hair plugs and bitch slap that smug look off your face.

Jo: It's a bike, not a kidney.

Jo: The good thing Katie, is that life is full of second chances.

Jo: Promise me something Katie, you'll take a lot of pictures and only regret the ones that you didn't take.

Nick Fury: We have a job to do, and you're coming with us.
Peter Parker: There's gotta be someone else you can use. What about Thor?
Nick Fury: Off-world.
Peter Parker: Doctor Strange
Maria Hill: Unavailable.
Peter Parker: Captain Marvel.
Nick Fury: Don't you invoke her name!
Peter Parker: I'm just your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man.
Nick Fury: Bitch, please! You've been to space.