Quotes from Clarence Williams III movies and TV shows

1900: You're the one who invented jazz, right?
Jelly Roll Morton: That's what they say. And you're the one who can't play, unless you have the ocean under your ass.
1900: That's what they say.

Ball: What you sayin'? We dead, motherfucker?
Mr. Simms: Very.
Bulldog: Motherfucker bullshit! If we dead then what we doin' in a funeral home with your crazy ass?
Mr. Simms: This ain't no funeral home! It ain't the Terror Dome, neither! Welcome to Hell, motherfuckers.

Mr. Simms: I have some iodine in the lab.
Stack: Hey, man! I don't need nothing from no house of dead folks! Besides, I ain't no baby.
Mr. Simms: Of course you're not.
Ball: Sure looked like one when that door swung open.

Mr. Simms: Don't worry. You'll get the shit. You'll be knee-deep in the shit. I've got it hid. There's so much... I couldn't even lift it all myself.

Mr. Simms: After you killed Crazy K, a few of his boys killed you! I guess you didn't make it.

Mr. Simms: I'll tell you about Clarence here along the way - unless, of course, you're scared.

Mr. Simms: Oh, I must say, I don't think you can reform those types. No - you just kill them.