Quotes from Christoph Waltz movies and TV shows

Ruben: Why are their eyes so big?
Walter Keane: Eyes are the windows to the soul.

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Walter Keane: Would you rather sell a $500 painting, or a million cheaply reproduced posters? See, folks don't care if it's a copy.

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Alan Cowan: Morally you're supposed to overcome your impulses, but there are times you don't want to overcome them.

Alan Cowan: Keep on stroking your own ego. It's beautiful.

Alan Cowan: Nancy, it's absurd to drink in your condition.
Nancy Cowan: What condition?

Dr. King Schultz: How do you like the bounty-hunting business?
Django: Kill white people and get paid for it? What's not to like?

Dr. King Schultz: Do you know what a bounty hunter is?
Django: You kill people, and they give you a reward.

Django: They caught my wife, and sold her. But I don't know who to.
Dr. King Schultz: That means we visit every plantation until we find her. And once the final Brittle brother lies dead in the dust, I am going to give you your freedom. And I'll take you to rescue your wife.

Dusan Mirkovic: Friends tell friends the truth. Okay, maybe sometimes I'm a little bit asshole, but the world needs assholes. Otherwise where would shit go out.

Dusan Mirkovic: Yes, maybe I am a little bit asshole, but the world needs assholes. Otherwise where would the shit go out?

Chudnofsky: I want the head of The Green Hornet and I want it tonight.

Scanlon: You brought a gas mask?
Chudnofsky: Of course I brought a gas mask!
Scanlon: Why only for yourself?

Paul Carpenter: Is that what you do here? Make people fall in love?
Humphrey Wells: Yeah, fall in love, divorce, discover gravity, move cities, invent combustion engines, try a new café.

Oberhauser: Why did you come?
James Bond: I came here to kill you.
Oberhauser: And I thought you came here to die.
James Bond: Well, it's all a matter of perspective.

Oberhauser: Welcome, James. You've come across me so many times, yet you never saw me. What took you so long?

Oberhauser: It was me, James. The author of all your pain.

August: You do right by me, I'll show you a life most suckers can't even dream of.