Quotes from Charlotte Lewis movies and TV shows

Kee Nang: She's over 300 years old.
Chandler Jarrell: How do you manage something like that?
Kee Nang: One of her ancestors was raped by a dragon.
Chandler Jarrell: Does that happen a lot where you come from?

Kee Nang: We'll be there soon.
Chandler Jarrell: Yeah, well, ya' better have a spatula where we're goin' cause my ass is frozen to this yak.

Chandler Jarrell: They're not gonna let me on the plane with this 2 foot knife.
Kee Nang: Yes they will.
Chandler Jarrell: No they won't. I'm going to jail.

Kee Nang: A child has been kidnapped.
Chandler Jarrell: When?
Kee Nang: Five days ago in Northeastern Tibet.
Chandler: [Laughing] Tibet's a little out of my territory.
Kee Nang: This child is special. His destiny is to save the world.
Chandler: That's a good destiny.

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