Female Reporter: Governor, what do you think of the, the crisis in the Middle East?
The Governor: I was sayin' just this morning at the weekly prayer breakfast, in this historic capital, that it behooves both the Jews and the Arabs to settle their differences in a Christian manner.
Quotes from Charles Durning movies and TV shows
Dr. Jim McKeever: ...and what a culture can't assimilate, it destroys.
Coach Johnson: This is national TV. So don't pick your noses or scratch your nuts.
Agent Steve Bishop: Sir, we have intercepted a disturbing video on the rock of gabraltar.
The Director: Well, what is it?
Agent Steve Bishop: It's this really big rock sticking out of the water on the south coast of Spain.
Jack Amsterdam: Cut the crap. I don't have all day. It's been 20 years since my last confession. I had a lot of things to do.
Jack Amsterdam: You knew that whore and you didn't tell anyone. You're a priest, a priest. How's that going to look in the papers.
John Clifford: He manipulated his voice so that she believed he was outside, and he never was, not at the end. That's why the doctor never saw anyone! He was inside the house with her! This is going to sound crazy, but we're looking for a ventriloquist.
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