Jimmy McGill: I'm the guy on your speed dial right after your weed dealer.
Quotes from Bob Odenkirk movies and TV shows
Chuck McGill: Money is beside the point.
Jimmy McGill: Money is the point.
Jimmy McGill: YOU! WILL! ATONE!
Howard Hamlin: What can we do for you, Jimmy?
Jimmy McGill: Who do I see? Chet. He drove up and he double parked outside a Dairy Queen and went in to get some soft serve. Now Chet drove, and this will give you an idea of exactly what kind of douche bag this guy was, drove a white pearlescent BMW 7-Series with white leather interior. So I saw that thing, and I had, I'd had a few, like I said, and uh... I climbed up top, and I may have... Defecated, uh... Through the sunroof... Not my finest hour, I'll grant you that. But! That's what a Chicago Sunroof is. Now you know. It's a real thing, I didn't make it up, not the first person to do it, there's a name for it. Guy wanted some soft serve, I gave him soft serve. I did not know that his children were in the backseat. There was a level of tint on the windows that I'll maintain to this day, was not legal in an Illinois licenced vehicle. But somehow, that's on me, I guess.
Dr. Caldera: Jesus, what are you doing, man? There's barely any oxygen in that bag! You're suffocating her.
Jimmy McGill: Her?
Dr. Caldera: Just because you don't see swinging dicks doesn't mean you can't tell a boy fish from a girl fish.
Jimmy McGill: Oh yeah, see. Now I can see the lipstick. (00:10:19)
Saul Goodman: Better call Saul!
Saul Goodman: Congratulations, you've just left your family a second-hand Subaru.
Jesse Pinkman: Why should I buy a nail salon?
Saul Goodman: To pay taxes!
Jesse Pinkman: You want me to buy a nail salon so I can...pay taxes? I'm a criminal yo.
Saul Goodman: So if you wanna make more money, and keep the money you make, better call Saul.
Saul Goodman: The Starship Enterprise had a self destruct button, I'm just saying!
Walter White: Oh shut up!
David Grant: Dad, why didn't you tell us that wasn't Ed's house?
Woody Grant: I didn't know what the hell you were doing.
Ross Grant: Have you ever seen us steal machinery before?
Woody Grant: I never know what you boys are up to.
Ross Grant: Why didn't you say it wasn't yours?
Woody Grant: I thought you wanted it.
Ross Grant: What would we want an old compressor for?
Woody Grant: That's what I couldn't figure out.
Hutch Mansell: Give me the goddamn kitty cat bracelet, motherfucker.
Daniel Ellsberg: Wouldn't you go to prison to stop this war?
Ben Bagdikian: Theoretically, sure.
Ben Bagdikian: I always wanted to be part of a small rebellion.
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