Hudson: Hey Vasquez, have you ever been mistaken for a man?
Vasquez: No, have you?
Hudson: Game over man... Game over!
Hudson: Stop your grinnin' and drop your linen.
Hudson: Maybe you haven't been keeping up on current events, but we just got our asses kicked, pal!
Hudson: How do I get out of this chicken shit outfit?
Apone: You secure that shit, Hudson!
Fred Haise: It hurts when I urinate.
Jim Lovell: Well, you're not getting enough water.
Fred Haise: No, I'm drinkin' my rations, same as you... I think old Swigert gave me the clap. Been pissin' in my relief tube.
Jim Lovell: Well, that'd be a hot one at the debriefing for the flight surgeons... Another first for America's spacemen.
Frank James: Hell of all the things I lost, I miss my mind the most.
Severen: Hey, Jesse, remember that fire we started in Chicago?
Sarah Colton: Boy, you people sure stay up late.
Severen: We keep odd hours.
Severen: Howdy. I'm gonna separate your head from your shoulders. Hope you don't mind none.
Severen: I'm your worst fuckin' nightmare. Severen.
Homer: And I'm Homer. That's H-O-M-E-R. Mispronounce it and I wouldn't wanna be you.
Severen: Cut the shit. I know you're awake. I can smell it.
Severen: I hate 'em when they ain't been shaved.
Alan Tracy: Hey, Dad. That stuff the Hood said, about you leaving him to die. He was lying, right?
Jeff Tracy: No. See, you can't save everyone, Alan. It doesn't matter how hard you try or how brave you are. It doesn't even matter if it's someone you love, someone you'd give your life in a second to save. You just can't save everyone.
Alan Tracy: What was Mom like?
Jeff Tracy: She was a lot like you.
Morgan Earp: Remember what I said about people seein' a bright light before they die? It ain't true. I can't see a damn thing.
Morgan Earp: Look at all the stars. You look up and you think, "God made all this and He remembered to make a little speck like me." It's kind of flattering, really.
Vince: Look, I don't wanna get in the middle of no big gang hassle.
Savon: Gang? You think we some punk ass gang?
King James: I am a businessman. These are my associates.
Vince: It's been up there fifty years and it isn't even tarnished.
Bradlee: That's the beauty of gold. It never tarnishes. Lasts forever, too. You can twist it, pound it, even piss on it but it's always the same gold. It was here long before we were and it'll be here a long time after we're gone. I bet you a lot of men have died for the gold that's just in this one piece.
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