Quotes from Alicia Silverstone movies and TV shows - page 2 of 3

Josh: Wow, you're fillin' out there.
Cher: Wow, your face is catching up with your mouth.

Cher: Old people can be so sweet.

Cher: Would you call me selfish?
Dionne: No, not to your face.

Tai: Why should I listen to you, anyway? You're a virgin who can't drive.
Cher: That was way harsh, Tai.

Josh: You want to practice parking?
Cher: What's the point? Everywhere you go has valet.

Josh: Look, I'm just curious. How many hours a day do you spend grooming yourself?
Cher: Some people are not lucky enough to be as naturally adorable as you are.
Josh: Stop it, you're making me blush.

Cher: So, this flannel thing. Is that a nod to the crispy Seattle weather, or are you just trying to stay warm in front of the refrigerator?

Cher: Searching for a boy in high school is as useless as searching for meaning in a Pauly Shore movie.

Heather: It's just like Hamlet said, "To thine own self be true."
Cher: Hamlet didn't say that.
Heather: I think I remember Hamlet accurately.
Cher: Well, I remember Mel Gibson accurately, and he didn't say that. That Polonius guy did.

Cher: Do you prefer "fashion victim" or "ensembly challenged"?

Cher: It's like that book I read in the 9th grade that said "'tis a far far better thing doing stuff for other people."

Cher: Would you look at that body language? Legs crossed towards each other. That is an unequivocal sex invite.

Cher: Been shopping with Dr. Suess?
Dionne: Well at least I wouldn't skin a collie to make my back pack.
Cher: It's faux.

Cher: Dee, when your allergies act up, take out your nose ring.

Mel: So, what did you do in school today?
Cher: Well, I broke in my purple clogs.

Mel: Don't tell me those brain-dead lowlifes are calling me again.
Cher: They are your parents.

Cher: I'm captain of the Pismo Beach disaster relief.
Mel: I don't think they need your skis.
Cher: Daddy, some people lost all their belongings. Don't you think that includes athletic equipment?

Travis: I joined this program and there's steps. There's... uh.
Cher: Twelve?
Travis: Yeah, how'd you know?
Cher: Wild guess.

Cher: That's Ren and Stimpy. They're way existential.

Susan Heffley: Greg Heflley! You're grounded for life.