Clueless (1995)

Cher: Daddy's a litigator. Those are the scariest kind of lawyer. Even Lucy, our maid, is terrified of him. And daddy's so good he gets $500 an hour to fight with people. But he fights with me for free because I'm his daughter.

Cher: Anything you can do to draw attention to your mouth is good.

Mel: Do you know what time it is?
Cher: A watch doesn't really go with this outfit, daddy.

Mel: What the hell is that?
Cher: A dress.
Mel: Says who?
Cher: Calvin Klein.

Cher: You can't be the absolute and final word on drivers' licenses?
DMV Tester: Girlie, as far as you're concerned, I am the messiah of the DMV.

Dionne: Hello? There was a stop sign.
Cher: I totally paused.

Mel: What's with you, kid? You think the death of Sammy Davis left an opening in the Rat Pack?

Cher: Miss Stoeger, I would just like to say that physical education in this school is a disgrace. I mean, standing in line for forty minutes is hardly aerobically effective. I doubt I've worked off the calories in a stick of Carefree gum.

Josh: Hey, James Bond, in America we drive on the right side of the road.
Cher: I am. You try driving in platforms.

Travis: I joined this program and there's steps. There's... uh.
Cher: Twelve?
Travis: Yeah, how'd you know?
Cher: Wild guess.

Christian: Thanks, man. You got my mark.

Amber: She could be a farmer in those clothes.

Cher: Christian said he'd call the next day, but in boy time that meant Thursday.

Josh: Look, I'm just curious. How many hours a day do you spend grooming yourself?
Cher: Some people are not lucky enough to be as naturally adorable as you are.
Josh: Stop it, you're making me blush.

Cher: It's like that book I read in the 9th grade that said "'tis a far far better thing doing stuff for other people."

Cher: That's Ren and Stimpy. They're way existential.

Josh: Hey, just because my mother marries someone else, doesn't mean he's my father.
Cher: Actually, Kato, that's exactly what it means.

Cher: Would you look at that body language? Legs crossed towards each other. That is an unequivocal sex invite.

Mel: We're going to have a nice family meal.

Cher: So, this flannel thing. Is that a nod to the crispy Seattle weather, or are you just trying to stay warm in front of the refrigerator?