Quotes from Alex Wolff movies and TV shows

Alex: We need to get the band together this instant.
Nat: Are you up for it, man?
Alex: Yes. I'm fortified by milk.

Alex: I know a lot about science too. Like I know how people make poopies.

Alex: I love Jesse. She's kinda like my girlfriend.
Nat: She is not like your girlfriend.
Alex: In a way, Nat... in a way.
Nat: In what way?
David: In a way she doesn't know about.

Nat: Jesus, what a jerk.
Alex: Don't ever say Jesus! He was the best president we've ever had.

Alex: I wear a doo-rag. You wear your hair. That's how it is. That's how it is.

Alex: Alienate means see boobies?
Nat: Alex, that's inappropriate.
Alex: Inappropriate means see boobies?

Amir: Well, if the city floods we can always go up to Mt. Hood.
Rob: Hood's an active volcano.
Amir: Well, I'm not fucking moving to Seattle.
Rob: Fuck Seattle.