Quotes from Alan Rickman movies and TV shows - page 3 of 4

Alexander Dane: Dear God... How did I come to this?
Tommy Webber: Not again...
Alexander Dane: I played Richard III...
Fred Kwan: Five curtain calls...
Alexander Dane: There were five curtain calls! I was an actor once, damn it. Now look at me ... LOOK AT ME! I cannot go out there, and I won't say that stupid line one more time. I can't ... And I won't.
Gwen DeMarco: Well, Alex, at least you had a part, okay? You had a character people loved! I mean, my TV Guide interview was six paragraphs about my boobs and how they fit into my suit. No one even bothered to ask me what I DO on the show.
Fred Kwan: You had the... Wait, wait, I'll think of it...
Gwen DeMarco: I repeated the computer, Fred.

Jason Nesmith: You WILL go out there.
Sir Alexander Dane: I won't and nothing you say will make me.
Jason Nesmith: The show must go on.
Sir Alexander Dane: ...Damn you.

Sir Alexander Dane: By Grabthar's hammer, by the suns of Warvan, you shall be avenged.

Sir Alexander Dane: I see you've managed to get your shirt off.

Harry Deane: I see the painting. A reproduction though, Sir, in my opinion.
Lionel Shahbandar: Bloody hell, based on what?
Harry Deane: Based on the fact that it's hanging on a wall of a caravan, Sir. In Texas.

Lionel Shahbandar: You may not realise it, Miss Puznowski, but Harry Deane knows Monet like I know... actually, I don't know anything quite like that.

Lionel Shahbandar: So, how do you find London?
PJ Puznowski: Well, everybody knows the answer to that one. You turn right at Greenland.

Professor Severus Snape: We've kept him alive so he can die at the proper moment.

Professor Severus Snape: We have for some time now considered Mr. Potter's return to Hogwarts as not merely possible, but inevitable.

Dolores Umbridge: You applied first for the defense against the dark arts post, I believe?
Professor Snape: Yes.
Dolores Umbridge: But you were unsuccessful?
Professor Snape: Obviously.

Harry Potter: Sir, it's Quiddich tomorrow!
Snape: Then I suggest you take extra care, Potter. Loss of limb will not excuse you.

Harry: Messers Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot and Prongs offer their compliments to professor Snape...
Snape: Go on.
Harry: And request that he keep his abnormally large nose out of other people's business.

King Louis XIV: I will go slowly mad.

Harry: Tell me, exactly, how long it is that you've been working here?
Sarah: Two years, seven months, three days and, I suppose, what, two hours?
Harry: And how long have you been in love with Karl, our enigmatic chief designer?
Sarah: Ahm, two years, seven months, three days and, I suppose, an hour and thirty minutes.
Harry: I thought as much.
Sarah: Do you think everybody knows?
Harry: Yes.
Sarah: Do you think Karl knows?
Harry: Yes.
Sarah: Oh that is bad news.
Harry: Well I just thought maybe the time had come to do something about it.
Sarah: Like what?
Harry: Invite him out for a drink and then after about twenty minutes casually drop into the conversation the fact that you'd like to marry him and have lots of sex and babies.

Karen: Tell me, what would you do in my position?
Harry: What position is that?
Karen: Imagine your husband bought a gold necklace and come Christmas gave it to somebody else...
Harry: Oh, Karen...
Karen: Would you wait around to find out if it's just a necklace, or if it's sex and a necklace, or if worst of all it's a necklace and love? Would you stay, knowing life would always be a little bit worse? Or would you cut and run?
Harry: Oh, God. I am so in the wrong. The classic fool.
Karen: Yes, but you've also made a fool out of me, and you've made the life I lead foolish too.

Grigori Rasputin: The sea brings comfort, and the waves they talk. The sunshines on the water as it gently rises. You can see the face of God when you look at the sun. Your soul forgets everything as you wake from the dreams of life's worries. For the joy lifts your heart, and your soul sees the wisdom of life, and beauty. Indescribable beauty. Is the pain gone?
Alexei: Yes.

Grigori Rasputin: A morsel of bread is more precious to man than a mountain of diamonds and gold, amen.

Grigori Rasputin: Before we can repent, we have to sin.

Grigori Rasputin: You kiss me, you kiss God. You lie with me, you lie with him.

Sheriff of Nottingham: Locksley! I'm gonna cut your heart out with a spoon.
Robin Hood: Then it begins.