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[After killing a spy.]
Sniper: Spy that, you fancy bloody wuss!

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[After killing a Soldier.]
Sniper: That helmet's going to make a nice bowl for ya brains.

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Sniper: Everything above your neck is going to be a fine red mist.

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Sniper: You're all a bunch of no-hopers.

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Engineer: I told ya don't touch that darn thing.

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Engineer: That's what ya get!

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Soldier: [After dominating a scout] How's that domination feel, city boy?

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Soldier: Take your lumps like a man, Private Twinkletoes.

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Scout: Gravity? Who gives a crap about gravity?

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Blutarch Mann: I sense a disturbance in the force... Hold on. Okay, I'm back. My lawyers tell me I'm sensing nothing.

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Bombinomicon: Okay, twist ending guys. Here comes the big twist! I'm an angel, and we're in Heaven! This was a test all along! No, I'm pulling your leg, there is no Heaven. There is Hell in every direction.

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Bombinomicon: Hey, when you go back to Earth, make sure you tell everybody I'm the Devil now. Oh, I'm gonna be famous. Oh, I'm gonna be more famous than Lord of the Rings! So have you guys been doing? Soldier, still have that stupid wizard for a roommate? Oh, that guy, I could tell you some... You know what? You keep fighting, we catch up later.

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Soldier: [after dominating a Demoman.] Scotland is not a real country! You are an Englishman in a dress!

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Ap-Sap: Is that gunfire? Is - is someone shooting? Oh my God, they're shooting at us! They're shooting at us! Don't panic, but they are shooting at us. Are these - are these live? Do I actually hear shooting? Is this live rounds? Is it live ammunition? Okay, I definitely heard a gunshot then! This is... Mental. Did no one else hear that? Bloody - what have you got me into? All right, fun's over! Fun's over! Put me back in the pocket! Seriously, now - put me away. 'Cause I don't want any piece of this.

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Heavy: It is good day to be giant man!

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Scout: If you order now, I'll throw in a second beatin' absolutely free.

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Spy: You got blood on my suit.

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Medic: Ze healing leaves little time for ze hurting.

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Soldier: You sissified maggot scum have just signed your death warrants!

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Heavy: You are so small! It's funny to me!

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