Jennifer's Body (2009)

Jennifer: Do you buy all your murder weapons at Home Depot? God, you're butch! (01:35:52)

Ben's Mom

Needy: You know what? You were never a good friend. Even when we were little, you used to steal my toys and pour lemonade on my bed.
Jennifer: And now I'm eating your boyfriend. See? At least I'm consistent. (01:29:43)

Ben's Mom

Needy Lesnicky: I recommend you shut the fuck up!

Jennifer Check: I feel so scrumptious!

Needy Lesnicky: I thought you only murdered boys.
Jennifer Check: I go both ways.

Jennifer: Gotta tampon?
Needy: [Shakes her head].
Jennifer: Thought I'd ask. You seem like you might be pluggin'. (01:31:15)

Ben's Mom

Needy: Don't you get it? The dance! It'll be an all-you-can-eat buffet! (01:16:00)

Ben's Mom

Needy Lesnicky: How are you going to get alcohol?
Jennifer Check: I'll just play Hello Titty with the bartender.

Needy Lesnicky: You're killing people?
Jennifer Check: No. I'm killing boys.

Needy Lesnicky: Jennifer's evil.
Chip Dove: I know.
Needy Lesnicky: No. I mean, she's actually evil. Not high school evil.

Needy Lesnicky: You're a jerk.
Jennifer Check: Nice insult, Hannah Montana.