Capt. Joe Patroni: Gee, I remember this Eurasian gal. She had these great big blue eyes. They called her the tarantula. You ever run into her?
Capt. Paul Metrand: No, I don't think so.
Capt. Joe Patroni: You'd remember if you did. She was a real ball breaker.
Capt. Joe Patroni: She's his fourth wife. He always was a horny bastard. There's this story that back in the 20's when he was barnstorming he made a bet that he could put it to this good lookin' wing walker. He boffed her right out on the wing a thousand miles above El Paso. His ass got so sunburned he couldn't sit down a week.
Alicia Rogov: I want to show the whole world that you don't need to be 15 and have the figure of boy to win a gold medal.
Dr. Kevin Harrison: You want to hang me without any explanation.
Maggie Whelan: You hung yourself.
Peter O'Neill: Last night I woke up in a cold sweat, I dreamt I was being chased by a giant banana.