Lady Daley: All this talk of Big Dick. I've had enough of it.
Reverend Flasher: Ah, I see. Well, I'd like to use my organ again.
Capt. Desmond Fancey: I beg your pardon?
Reverend Flasher: The bellows are leaking and they do cost so much to repair them.
Reverend Flasher: William, don't you think it's time you came to church again?
William: What do you mean, Rector? Don't you remember? I was there last Sunday. I took the collection.
Reverend Flasher: I know. Next Sunday I want you to bring it back.