Happy Chapman: I hate lasagna.
Garfield: I'll make it up to Odie tomorrow. I'll teach him how to drink out of the toilet.
Garfield: I'll purr like a Ferrari. Make that a Jaguar.
Garfield: I can do this. Beyond this intersection is just another intersection, and another, and another. On the other hand, I wonder if there's any meatloaf left in the fridge. No, now is not the time for a plate of meatloaf. Now is the time for a plate of courage. Ladies and gentlemen, Garfield has left the cul-de-sac.
Garfield: Jon! Jon! Odie is on TV, and he's wearing lederhosen.
Garfield: I think... I'm going to blow cat chow chunks.
Garfield: Poor Odie. He faces a life of torture, neglect and degradation... Hey, nobody gets to mistreat my dog like that except me.
Chosen answer: Jon makes educated guesses in the comics based on Garfield's body language and surroundings, he doesn't actually hear Garfield in either medium.
Phixius ★