Garfield: Once again, my life has been saved by the miracle of lasagna.
Garfield: I've found that if you wait long enough, everything comes to you.
Garfield: I'm banged in the nose again.
Garfield: I slept like a fat cat.
Garfield: I don't leave the cul-de-sac for anything.
Luca: You're gonna' get it good today.
Garfield: I make it a point to get it good, everyday.
Persnikitty: When I give the signal, run like a mad cow.
Garfield: This rescue thing is exhausting. When do heroes get to eat?
Jon Arbuckle: Some part of me has always wanted to know what it would be like to have a pet that actually wants to play with you.
Garfield: Why, why has this happened? I was the one... it was all about me. Not about some... stupid, sniffling, smelly, high-maintenance... disco dog!.
Happy Chapman: I believe you've found my dog. He answers to Odie.
Mrs. Baker: Odie?
Happy Chapman: Family name.
Garfield: Madam, I'm a cat in trouble. I'm hitching a ride in your mumu.
Luca: You're on the wrong side of the street, fat cat. Beat it.
Garfield: And you, Luca. You're on the wrong side of the evolutionary curve.
Garfield: I just need a little quality time with man's real best friend, television.
Persnikitty: Eat hairballs, Happy Chapman.
Garfield: Muscle weighs more than fat.
Train station computer.: Collision in 20 seconds.
Garfield: Gosh, you sound like my mother.
Jon Arbuckle: What am I gonna do with you?
Garfield: Love me, feed me, never leave me.
Garfield: Sir Roland?
Persnikitty: In the fur.
Garfield: If I didn't have a box over my head, I'd be humiliated.
Chosen answer: Jon makes educated guesses in the comics based on Garfield's body language and surroundings, he doesn't actually hear Garfield in either medium.
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