Captain Dan Holland: It's only dinner.
V.I.N.CENT: Said the spider to the fly.
V.I.N.CENT: To quote Cicero: rashness is the characteristic of youth, prudence that of mellowed age, and discretion the better part of valor.
V.I.N.CENT: A pint can not hold a quart, Mr. Pizer. If it holds the pint. It's doing the best it can.
Lieutenant Charles Pizer: V.I.N.CENT, were you programmed to bug me?
V.I.N.CENT: No, sir, to educate you.
Dr. Hans Reinhardt: Some cause must have created all this, but what caused that cause?
V.I.N.CENT: A wolf remains a wolf, even if it has not eaten your sheep.
Lieutenant Charles Pizer: You know what they say, Vincent, all work and no play.
V.I.N.CENT: All sunshine makes a desert, so the Arabs say.