Dreyfus: You are suspended for six months, without pay, effective immediately! Have you anything to say?
Clouseau: Could you lend me fifty francs?
Blind beggar: I am a musician and the monkey is a businessman. He doesn't tell me what to play, and I don't tell him what to do with his money.
Clouseau: I see you are familiar with the falling-down-on-the-floor ploy.