Major David Kabakov: What is this thing you Americans call the Super Bowl?
Robert Moshevsky: My mother once said "Anyone who has a nervous breakdown has got to have something wrong with them."
Captain Michael J. Lander: I wanted to give this whole son-of-a-bitchin' country something to remember me by.
Major David Kabakov: Mr. Corley, what exactly is this Super Bowl?
Joseph Robbie: Cancel the Super Bowl? That's like canceling Christmas.