XXX (2002)

Yelena: Xander? Remember what I told you before, when you kissed me?
Xander Cage: Never again?
Yelena: I lied.

Gibbons: Do we want to drop another mouse in the snake pit or do we want to send our own snake and let him crawl in?

Gibbons: You've passed the test. The Gibbons Test.

J.J.: So you need to go to Pago Pago or something. Get a couple of girls, do them all. I don't care. Go on vacation.
Xander Cage: It's Bora Bora, J.

Yorgi: Now that business is over, we party.
Kolya: Bitches, come.

Gibbons: So, what's it going to be, Triple X? You want to get on a plane, or is "Kiss my ass, Scarface" your final answer?

Xander Cage: Koyla, Yorgi's younger brother, happens to be an action sports fanatic. So naturally, he's a fan. But, when you kill a bottle of Vodka in three swigs, and you're gonna talk too much.

Xander Cage: Look who it is. Frankenstein. Uncuff me so I can beat the shit out of you.
Gibbons: Relax, X, you just graduated at the head of your class.

Gibbons: I want you to meet some people and find out whatever you can about them.
Xander Cage: What kind of people?
Gibbons: Dirty. Dangerous. Tattooed. Uncivilized. Your kind of people.

Gibbons: The name's Gibbons. Augustus Gibbons.

Viktor: Find him fast. Kill him slow.

Xander Cage: Is this guy gonna hump my leg or what?

Xander Cage: You're in the Xander Zone.

Xander Cage: My kind of people would say, "Kiss my ass, Scarface."

Milan Sova: First you set me up in the bar. Then you shoot me in the back.
Xander Cage: My boss does it to me. I did it to you. It's a vicious circle.

Gibbons: I gave you an order.
Xander Cage: And I followed that order. You said, 'Go home, Triple X.' That means stay, doesn't it?

Xander Cage: I live for this shit.

Yelena: I'm an agent too. I've been undercover for two years.
Xander Cage: Two years? What was your plan? Have them die of old age?

Xander Cage: Welcome to the Xander Zone.

Gibbons: Why is it always the assholes who pass the test?