Miss Rebecca Miller: David, are you drunk?
Brittany Miller: I don't care how important he is, how powerful he is, how rich he is... by the way, how rich is he?
David Seville: Now let's see... shirts, pants, overcoat, socks... am I forgetting anything?
Alvin Seville: Me.
David Seville: Alvin, we've been over this a million times.
Alvin Seville: Please, Dave! I need a little culture in my life! The Eiffel Tower, the Sixteen Chapel, the Louvre in Rome.
Simon Seville: The Louvre is in Paris, Alvin.
Alvin Seville: You see? I don't even know where the Louvre is.
Theodore Seville: Isn't Rio beautiful?
Alvin Seville: We're in Mexico, Theodore.
Theodore Seville: Oh. That's what I mean.
Alvin Seville: Three o'clock in the morning, and Prince Theodore has a craving for mushrooms! I hope he chokes on them.
Simon Seville: Alvin.
Alvin Seville: Well, I've had it.
Simon Seville: Maybe you should let Dave drive, Miss Miller.
Miss Rebecca Miller: I wouldn't think of it. Besides, driving relaxes me.
Simon Seville: I can't believe you decieved Miss Miller for a package of Tutti Frutti, Theodore.
Theodore Seville: Two packages.
Theodore Seville: Simon? I feel kinda funny about tricking Miss Miller.
Simon Seville: It's called "guilt," Theodore.
Theodore Seville: I don't think we should have taken the shortcut. It's too dangerous.
Alvin Seville: Relax, Theodore. This isn't the arcade game.
Jeanette Miller: What's in the ice chest, Eleanor?
Eleanor Miller: Oh, uh, just some cold treats and sandwiches.
Brittany Miller: Oh, Elly! How can you think of food at a time like this?
Simon Seville: Your first drop-off is the Cluck'n Taco.
Alvin Seville: You mean our first drop-off.
Simon Seville: I'm only along so that you don't get into so much trouble.
Theodore Seville: Since when did Alvin like playing "Around the World in 30 Days"?
Simon Seville: Since he feels its as close to a world trip as he'll ever get.
Arabian Prince: Contact Jamal and tell him he can have the dolls, but I want the girls.
Servant: But Jamal specifically wanted the girls to be returned.
Arabian Prince: I do not take orders from Jamal! I am doing him a favor, and as payment, I keep the girls.
Brittany Miller: Oh! Dream on, Tiny Tim.
Brittany Miller: This happens to be my favorite dress, Jeanette.
Alvin Seville: I love Athens! The nightlife, the girls, the excitement.
Simon Seville: Alvin, you've never been to Athens.
Alvin Seville: Well, it looks like a city I would love.
Brittany Miller: Well, unless you inherit a fortune, Alvin, I guess we'll never know.
