Maxine: Have you ever had two people look at you, with complete lust and devotion, through the same pair of eyes?
Craig Schwartz: I've fallen in love, and this is what people who've fallen in love look like.
Maxine: Well, you picked the unrequited variety. It's very bad for the skin.
Lotte Schwartz: Suck my dick.
Craig Schwartz (in John Malkovich): You see, Maxine, it isn't just playing with dolls.
Maxine: You're right, my darling, it's so much more. It's playing with people.
Answer: He's playing himself.
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