Thor: We will return with children. Many children! And then we will feast! Not on the children. We do not do that any more. Those were dark times. Shameful times.
Gorr the God Butcher: Call the axe.
Thor: I'll call the axe when you call a dentist.
Jane Foster: I'm not Lady Thor. My name is Mighty Thor! And if that's still too hard for you, you can call me Dr. Jane Foster! And one last thing: EAT MY HAMMER!
Zeus: If you don't shut up, you won't be invited to the Orgy!
Answer: I can't say how authentic Crowe's accent was, but to me it sounded like an Aussie Greek accent. There were some popular Greek comedy characters on Aussie TV in the 80s when Crowe started acting. Some were caricatures, and some exaggerating their own ethnic backgrounds, and they were generally good-natured portrayals. Crowe being a New Zealander who worked in Australia, may have been influenced by them.