The Room (2003)

Denny: Can I kiss you?
Lisa: You are such a little brat.
Denny: I was just kidding! I love you and Johnny.

Johnny: Well, maybe you should have a girl, Mark.

Johnny: You bitch! you bitch! you bitch.

Johnny: If a lot of people love each other, the world would be a better place to live,.

Johnny: I kill you, you bastard.
Mark: You couldn't kill me if you tried.
Johnny: You betrayed me! You're not good. You, you're just a chicken. Chip-chip-chip-chip-cheep-cheep.

Johnny: Are you okay, Denny?
Denny: I'm okay.
Johnny: Are you okay?
Denny: I'm okay.
Claudette: What's okay? He's taking drugs.

Johnny: Thank you, honey, this is a beautiful party! You invited all my friends. Good thinking.

Claudette: All that shopping wore me out.

Johnny: Hey, everybody! I have an announcement to make. We're expecting.

Lisa: I just wanted to hear your sexy voice. I keep thinking about your strong hands around my body. It excites me so much.

Mike: I have to go see Michelle in a little bit to make out with her.

Steven: When is the baby due?
Lisa: There is no baby.
Steven: What? What are you talking about?
Lisa: I told him that to make it interesting.

Mark: Wow. So, uh, you gonna be ready?
Lisa: How do you mean that? I'm always ready... for you.

Johnny: Thank you honey, this is a beautiful party. You invited all my friends, good thinking.

Johnny: I have a serious problem with Lisa. Um, I don't think she's faithful to me. In fact, I know she isn't.

Lisa: Do you want me to order a pizza?
Johnny: Whatever, I don't care.
Lisa: I already ordered a pizza.
Johnny: You think about everything, ha ha ha.

Johnny: Of course, what do ya think? They already put my ideas into practice. The bank saves money, and they are using me, and I am the fool.

Mark: Who are you calling a kid?

Johnny: Lisa, talk to me, please.

Mark: You don't understand anything, man. Leave your stupid comments in your pocket.