Astrid: I am who I am today because of you.
John Shaft Jr.: You can't beat up a woman.
John Shaft II: Why not?
John Shaft Jr.: Because she's a woman! That's like, misogynistic.
John Shaft II: You're the one being misogynistic, I never even mentioned her gender! I'm an equal-opportunity ass-whooper.
Joker: You know, it's funny. This reminds me of a joke. See, there were two guys locked in a lunatic asylum and one night... one night, they decided they didn't like that anymore. They decided to escape. So, they made it up to the roof and there, just across this narrow gap, they see rooftops, stretching across town, stretching to freedom. Now, the first guy, he jumps right across, no problem. But his friend, oh, no way, he's afraid of falling. So, the first guy has an idea. He says, "Hey, I got this flashlight with me. I'll shine it across the gap between the buildings and you can walk across the beam and join me." But the second guy says, "What do you think I am, crazy? You'll just turn it off when I'm halfway across!"
Simon Legrew: Your mother's womb must be twitching in regret at bringing you into the world.
Dr. Stanton: Oh, yeah, sure. Let's bring him in for a beer.
Mark Russell: No. This time we join the fight.
Homeless Man: I wouldn't do that if I was you, you'll just end up blowing your damn face off. Then you'll still be depressed, even more depressed probably because of your fucked up face.
Sensei: If a bear's forest catches on fire, the bear is still a bear. Even if a boat capsizes in rough seas and sinks to the bottom of the ocean with no survivors, it is still a boat.
Batman: This is not the time for pizza.
Michelangelo: I totally don't understand any of that sentence.
Dani Ramos: How do we win?
Grace: We win... by keeping you alive.
Tom 'Redfly' Davis: It's like they take your best 20 years and then spit you out.
Henry: I'm not gonna shoot you.
Junior: Mind if I shoot you?
Tallahassee: I have nothing against hippies, I just wanna beat the shit out of 'em.
Erik Lehnsherr: I've seen evil... and I'm looking at it now.
Major Harry Smith: There's a thousand ways to die in a war zone.
Chaplain: Those slabs ain't for travel, they opened up a portal to Hell for those things to come through.
Dr. Malcolm Betruger: Don't be ridiculous, this was just a setback.
Private Carley Corbin: Did you just call what happened today a setback?
Dr. Malcolm Betruger: My business is saving humanity. A handful of lives lost is tragic, but yes... a setback.
Rex: Smile Boys... We Just Took Out The Middle Man.
