
Captain Mitch Nelson: Eddy ya OK? Eddy?

Tami Oldham: What's it like sailing out there on your own?
Richard Sharp: Miserable.

Trent Slater: Sharks don't eat nerds.

Harold Soyinka: What kind of a person does not believe in God? (01:23:50)

Matt Graver: You gonna help us start a war.
Alejandro: With who?
Matt Graver: Everyone.

Red Miller: You are a vicious snowflake. (01:19:55)

Boyce: Three months ago, I was cutting grass on my front yard. The mailman shows up with a letter from the army. Now I'm here, and no idea where I'm going to end up.

Lily: Smile, open up, cross your legs, spread your pussy, speak softer, scream louder, be quiet, be confident, be interesting, don't be so difficult, be strong, don't fight back, be an angel, be a whore, be a princess, be anything you want to be, even the president of the United States of America. Just kidding. Fuck you.

Daphne Blake: Velma, the tube just ate her! The tube ate Mikayla!
Velma Dinkley: Okay, I'm...pretty sure it's just a secret elevator or something.
Daphne Blake: Okay, right, right. (00:53:25)

Johnny English: Golightly. Basil Golightly. And, you're rather useful yourself, Miss...?
Ophelia Bhuletova: Bhuletova. Ophelia Bhuletova.
Johnny English: And this is...
Bough: Colin.
Johnny English: [quietly] I thought we were using fake names?
Bough: [quietly] That is a fake name.
Johnny English: [quietly] Oh, right.
Johnny English: Yes, this is Colin, and I'm...
Bough: [quietly] Basil.
Johnny English: Dasil... Basil.