
Joel: That is a man with a gun, he tried to cut off our dicks.
Rich: Oh fuck you you wish I touched your dick.

Matt Graver: You gonna help us start a war.
Alejandro: With who?
Matt Graver: Everyone.

Boyce: Three months ago, I was cutting grass on my front yard. The mailman shows up with a letter from the army. Now I'm here, and no idea where I'm going to end up.

Em: Like, what's the motive behind 300-plus mass shootings every year? There is none. People just burn out, wanna take down their little universe.

Daphne Blake: Velma, the tube just ate her! The tube ate Mikayla!
Velma Dinkley: Okay, I'm...pretty sure it's just a secret elevator or something.
Daphne Blake: Okay, right, right. (00:53:25)

Bough: Sir! Wonderful to see you!
Johnny English: Yes, all right, Bough. We're going on a mission, not a honeymoon.

Tami Oldham: What's it like sailing out there on your own?
Richard Sharp: Miserable.

Trent Slater: Sharks don't eat nerds.

Harold Soyinka: What kind of a person does not believe in God? (01:23:50)