James: Just be glad you don't have what Samantha had got.
Riley: Why, what'd she have?
James: Well, you know, they're not really telling me much but my buddy over at the coroner's office said it's some kind of necrotic STD - it's some really gnarly shit.
Riley: Shit?
Riley: Yeah... well you didn't fuck her did you?
James: Neh... What? No.
Frank Grubman: This is the second time I am in New Jersey, and I don't like it.
Margaret: What's a knocking shop?
Young Ruth: You know sometimes I think what right do I have to be happy when there's so much suffering in the world.
Young Ira: I guess you could say what right do you have to be unhappy.
Eilis: I wish that I could stop feeling that I want to be an Irish girl in Ireland.
Father Flood: Homesickness is like most sicknesses. It will pass.
Diwan: When your family members turn into your biggest foe, no security can save you.
Pete: You brought your guitar.
Ricki: Yeah, just the one.
David Lipsky: He wants more than he has. I want precisely what he already has.
Michael Finkel: I'm a liar? You stole my identity.
Christian Longo: I was in Mexico, who else was I supposed to choose?
Rome: I've got a little treat for y'all tonight. It's the man I knew as White Chocolate. Some might know him as Magic Mike. We gonna see if he still got some magic in that Mike. You down for a little fun tonight? Have a seat. Mike?
Mike: Come on, let's not do this.
Earl: You gonna play with them titties?
Lila: Maybe we could help each other.
Michael Stone: Sometimes there's no lesson. That's a lesson in itself.
Dalton Trumbo: Friends? What friends? Who the hell has the luxury of friends? I've got allies and enemies. There's no room for anything else.