
Margaret: What's a knocking shop?

Gerda Wegener: We went for coffee, and after... I kissed him. And it was the strangest thing. It was like kissing myself.

Eilis: I wish that I could stop feeling that I want to be an Irish girl in Ireland.
Father Flood: Homesickness is like most sicknesses. It will pass.

Jack: Eggsnake's our longest friend and fanciest. Meltedy spoon's the best to eat with because he's more blobbier. Labyrinth is the twistiest and she hides things so I don't know where they are. Toilet's the best at disappearing poo. Lamp's the brightest, except when the power's cut. You're the best at reading and songs and lots, except if you're having a gone day. I'm the best at drawing, and jumping, and growing, and nearly everything.

Diwan: When your family members turn into your biggest foe, no security can save you.

Rome: I've got a little treat for y'all tonight. It's the man I knew as White Chocolate. Some might know him as Magic Mike. We gonna see if he still got some magic in that Mike. You down for a little fun tonight? Have a seat. Mike?
Mike: Come on, let's not do this.

Paul De Smedt: Harry, come on, that's a grave.
Harry Hawkes: Yeah, well, Europe is a grave.

David Lipsky: He wants more than he has. I want precisely what he already has.

Michael Stone: Sometimes there's no lesson. That's a lesson in itself.

Roland: I just want to get drunk for breakfast.

Lila: Maybe we could help each other.

Joy: Don't ever think that the world owes you anything, because it doesn't. The world doesn't owe you a thing.

Cheung Wing-sing: Why'd God make women pretty but dumb?
Cheung Wing-sing: They're pretty, so men will like them.
Cheung Wing-sing: They're dumb, so they will like men.